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Family Meal Plan: Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites + Savory Sautéed Collard Greens + Southern Style Sweet Tea

Family Meal Plan: Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites+Savory Sautéed Collard Greens+Southern Style Sweet Tea

Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites + Savory Sautéed Collard Greens + Southern Style Sweet Tea

by Erin Fletter
Photo by Ravsky/Shutterstock.com
prep time
25 minutes
cook time
25 minutes
makes
4-6 servings

Fun Food Story

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Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites

As a native Californian, I grew up exposed to various global cultures and music, but lacked exposure to our great southern states. Today I have many friends from the South, my daughters fill the house with country-pop music, and my husband lights up whenever there’s fried buttermilk chicken and peach cobbler on the table. 

Join us as we head south with fritters, collard greens, and sweet tea on the menu. A batch of these savory cauliflower fritters has become a household favorite in my family. They’ll have your kids loving vegetables, too! Crispy on the outside, tender inside, and packed with cauliflower goodness, they’re fun to make, irresistible to eat, and even taste delicious cold, which makes them perfect for a quick lunch or snack.

I still have a lot to discover when it comes to true Southern cooking, and I’m grateful every bite tastes this good! Enjoy your Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites with Savory Sautéed Collard Greens and Southern Style Sweet Tea!

Happy & Healthy Cooking,

Chef Erin, Food-Geek-in-Chief
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Shopping List

  • FRESH
  • 1 head cauliflower
  • 6 to 8 collard green leaves
  • DAIRY AND EGGS
  • 2 eggs **(see allergy subs below)**
  • 2 T butter **(see allergy subs below)**
  • PANTRY
  • 3 tsp salt
  • 1 C all-purpose flour **(see allergy subs below)**
  • 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
  • 1 pinch paprika, optional
  • 1/4 tsp garlic powder, optional
  • 1/4 to 3/4 C vegetable oil ** for frying
  • 1 tsp vinegar
  • 3/4 C + 1 pinch granulated sugar
  • 4 decaf black tea bags
  • HAVE ON HAND
  • 6 1/3 C water (2 C cold if possible)
  • ice

Fun-Da-Mentals Kitchen Skills

  • boil :

    to cook a food in liquid heated to the point of gas bubbles and steam forming (boiling point is 212 F at sea level).

  • chop :

    to cut something into small, rough pieces using a blade.

  • dissolve :

    to stir an ingredient, like sugar, into another ingredient, like water, until they become one substance; or to melt or liquefy a solid food, such as butter, chocolate, or sugar.

  • fry :

    to cook in a pan in a small amount of fat.

  • sauté :

    to cook or brown food in a pan containing a small quantity of butter, oil, or other fat.

  • seal :

    to close tightly, keeping filling inside.

  • shake :

    to rapidly and vigorously move a covered container filled with food up and down and side to side to combine ingredients and create a different consistency, such as shaking whipped cream to make butter.

  • steam :

    to cook food by heating it in the steam from boiling water.

  • steep :

    to soak a food, like tea, in water or other liquid so as to bring out its flavor.

  • whisk :

    to beat or stir ingredients vigorously with a fork or whisk to mix, blend, or incorporate air.

  • wilt :

    to cook a leafy vegetable very briefly until it has lost its shape.

Equipment Checklist

  • Skillet or frying pan + lid
  • Small bowl
  • Measuring spoons
  • Cutting board
  • Kid-safe knife
  • Dry measuring cups
  • Gallon-sized plastic resealable bags (2)
  • Tongs
  • Plate
  • Skillet
  • Liquid measuring cup
  • Wooden spoon
  • Saucepan, kettle, or microwave for boiling water
  • Pitcher
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Ingredients

Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites

  • 1 head cauliflower
  • 2 eggs **(for EGG ALLERGY sub 2 T ground flaxseeds + 6 T water, stirring well)**
  • 1 T water
  • 2 tsp salt, divided
  • 1 C all-purpose flour **(for GLUTEN ALLERGY sub 1 C gluten-free/nut-free all-purpose flour)**
  • 1/4 tsp ground black pepper
  • 1 pinch paprika, optional
  • 1/4 tsp garlic powder, optional
  • 1/4 to 3/4 C vegetable oil ** for frying

Savory Sautéed Collard Greens

  • 6 to 8 collard green leaves
  • 2 T butter **(for DAIRY ALLERGY sub 2 T olive oil)**
  • 1 tsp vinegar
  • 1/4 C water
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 pinch ground black pepper
  • 1 pinch granulated sugar

Southern Style Sweet Tea

  • 4 decaf black tea bags
  • 4 C hot water
  • 3/4 C granulated sugar
  • 2 C cold water
  • ice

Food Allergen Substitutions

Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites

  • Egg: For 2 eggs, substitute 2 T ground flaxseeds + 6 T water, stirring well.
  • Gluten/Wheat: For 1 C all-purpose flour, substitute 1 C gluten-free/nut-free all-purpose flour.
  • Soy: Substitute canola oil or other nut-free high-smoking point oil (can heat to a higher temperature without smoking) for vegetable oil.

Savory Sautéed Collard Greens

  • Dairy: For 2 T butter, substitute 2 T olive oil.

Instructions

Crispy Cauliflower Fritter Bites

1.
wash + break

Wash 1 head of cauliflower and then have your kids break it down into bite-sized florets. Florets should be medium-sized. Cut off any large stems, so that you're left with just the floret heads.

2.
crack + whisk

Crack 2 eggs into a small bowl. Add 1 tablespoon water and 1 teaspoon salt and whisk again.

3.
measure + seal + shake

Measure 1 cup flour, 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper, and 1 teaspoon salt, along with optional 1 pinch of paprika and 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder, and place the dry ingredients into a gallon-sized resealable plastic bag. Seal the bag tightly and shake quickly to mix the seasonings into the flour.

4.
pour + seal + shake

Pour the egg mixture into a separate gallon-sized resealable plastic bag. Then, add the cauliflower florets. Seal the bag tightly, and have your kids shake the bag to coat the cauliflower in the egg. (The egg will help the flour stick to the cauliflower!)

5.
transfer + seal + shake

Using tongs, scoop out the cauliflower florets from the egg bag and transfer them into the flour bag. Seal the bag tightly, and have your kids shake to coat the cauliflower in flour. (The flour helps the cauliflower get crispy!)

6.
heat + fry

In a skillet or frying pan, heat enough oil to fry the cauliflower. Using tongs, place the cauliflower bites from the flour bag into the frying pan. The oil may splatter, so be careful and keep kids at a distance. Keep the lid nearby for safety. Fry until they are crispy on all sides, about 5 to 10 minutes, turning as necessary.

7.
cool + enjoy

Once the cauliflower bites are nice and crispy, transfer them to a plate and let them cool before enjoying! Serve with Savory Sautéed Collard Greens!

Savory Sautéed Collard Greens

1.
chop + heat + swirl

Chop 6 to 8 collard green leaves into small pieces. Heat 2 tablespoons of butter in a skillet and swirl it around until it melts.

2.
add + stir + steam

Add the chopped collard greens and 1 teaspoon of vinegar to the butter and stir. Add 1/4 cup of water and let the collards steam as the water evaporates.

3.
sauté + sprinkle + wilt

Sprinkle the collards with 1 teaspoon salt, 1 pinch of black pepper, and 1 pinch of sugar. Sauté on low heat for 5 to 7 minutes until they soften and wilt and then enjoy!

Southern Style Sweet Tea

1.
boil + dissolve

Boil 4 cups of water. When the water is boiling, add 3/4 cup of sugar and stir until sugar has dissolved, forming a simple syrup. Once the sugar has dissolved, turn off the heat.

2.
steep + cool

Add 4 bags of decaf black tea to the simple syrup, swirling them around as the tea begins to steep in the liquid. Let the tea bags steep for 5 to 10 minutes, then remove them and carefully pour the tea into a pitcher. Add 2 cups of cold water, then serve over ice!

Surprise Ingredient: Cauliflower!

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Hi! I’m Cauliflower!

“I'm a vegetable with a head full of flowers—actually, flower buds. I'm a cauliflower, and my florets (also called curds) are a tight bunch! They are often white, but you might see cauliflowers with green, orange, and purple heads. We also have a variety called Romanesco broccoli (they like to be different), which is green with spiral, spiky-looking florets! Cauliflower is a great gluten-free substitute for a pizza crust, and you can make a yummy, low-carbohydrate version of mashed potatoes with me, too!"

History

  • Cauliflower is a cousin of kale, cabbage, brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, collard greens, and broccoli. These vegetables (including cauliflower) are descendants of the same wild vegetable called "Brassica oleracea." Brassica oleracea is native to the southern and western coasts of Europe (find these areas on your map!). 
  • Over several generations, farmers have selected different features of the Brassica oleracea. From these selections, each of the original species' modern-day relatives was born: cabbage, kale, brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, broccoli, collard greens, and cauliflower. 
  • These modern-day vegetables are called cultivars. They are different varieties of the same original plant bred to have desirable qualities for human purposes—in this case, to eat!
  • Cauliflower is quite a noble vegetable. History tells us that the French King Louis the 14th demanded that cauliflower be present at every feast.
  • China is the largest harvester of cauliflower in the world. China produces an estimated ten million tons of cauliflower and broccoli per year. 

Anatomy & Etymology

  • The head of the cauliflower (what we eat!) is actually undeveloped flowers! It's true! Each flower is bonded to its neighboring flower so that together, they form a tightly-packed head of "curds."
  • Cauliflowers can be purple, green, orange, yellow, or white!
  • Cauliflower develops coarse, green leaves that grow in a rosette shape. The leaves are attached to the stalk, which is centered and sturdy enough to hold the cauliflower's large, heavy white head.
  • These giant leaves grow up and over the cauliflower head to protect it. Cauliflower will stay white if farmers "blanch" it or cover the heads to shield them from the sun. When cauliflowers are the size of tennis balls, farmers cover them with their biggest outer leaves and tie them at the top. Farmers give the cauliflower leaves a haircut at harvest time and trim the huge leaves closer to the cauliflower head. 
  • If cauliflower heads are not covered as they grow, they will turn dull yellow. Yellow cauliflowers actually have MORE vitamins than white cauliflower because the sun has allowed the heads to develop phytonutrients or special plant vitamins. Heirloom varieties of cauliflower are naturally bright purple, green, or orange and are also high in phytonutrients.
  • Cauliflower is a bit of a picky vegetable. It doesn't like to grow in too hot or too cold temperatures. It also prefers a very comfortable environment free from pests like insects (as we imagine, would most veggies and fruits!). Cauliflower is especially prone to insect infestations. 
  • The word "cauliflower" may be from the French "chou-fleur" or from the Italian "cavolfiore," which both mean "cabbage flower." 

How to Pick, Buy, and Eat

  • Cauliflowers are picked when they have reached the expected size and texture.
  • When buying cauliflower, look for compact heads where the curds (individual florets) are not separated but tightly packed together. Avoid heads that have blemishes or spots on them.
  • Store raw cauliflower in a paper or plastic bag in the fridge for up to a week.
  • Cauliflowers can be eaten raw, cooked, or pickled. (They're delicious pickled!)
  • You can sauté cauliflower leaves in butter (just ask Nigella Lawson!).
  • You can also rice cauliflower florets or curds by pulsing them in a food processor for a great low-carb alternative to white rice.

Nutrition

  • One cup of raw cauliflower has more vitamin C than an orange!
  • Cauliflower has quercetin, a pigment that helps protect our veins and arteries, the tubes that transport our blood!
  • Cauliflower is high in fiber, which helps us digest our food. 
  • Our bodies are basically giant collections of cells. Every organ, every inch of skin, every body part is made up of millions of invisible cells that each have their own job in keeping us healthy. 
  • Antioxidants are nutrients that clean our body's house to keep our cells happy and healthy. Fruits and vegetables provide these antioxidants, and cauliflower is an excellent source, keeping our internal house clean and healthy

History of Fritters!

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  • Fritters are small pieces of batter or dough-covered meat, seafood, vegetables, or fruit that are deep-fried. They can be savory, like corn fritters, or sweet, like apple fritters. Fritters may also consist of deep-fried dough, without other ingredients. 
  • Fritters are thought to have originated with the Ancient Romans. The word "fritter" is based on the Latin "frigere," which means "to fry." From Ancient Rome, fritters spread to Europe. Sweet and savory fritter recipes are found in European cookbooks from the 14th century.
  • Apple fritters were popular in Britain in the Middle Ages and in the United States in the 18th century. Corn fritters are a classic side dish or snack of the Southern US that originated with Indigenous Americans. Hush puppies are also popular in the South and are made out of cornmeal dough. 
  • ​​​​​​​National Fritters Day is December 2!
  • The Indian subcontinent has the "pakora," a fritter made of vegetables, lentils, or chicken, coated with seasoned gram flour and deep-fried. They are served as an appetizer or snack. Banana fritters are also a popular snack in India.
  • Tempura is a type of fritter originating in Japan in the late 16th century. Portuguese sailors and missionaries in Japan introduced the technique of coating seafood and vegetables in a light batter before deep-frying. Before that, food was fried without batter or breading. 
  • In Nigeria, there are two types of fritters. "Akara" are fritters made with black-eyed peas. "Puff puffs" are fritters of deep-fried dough consisting of flour, yeast, sugar, butter, salt, eggs, and water. 
  • "Peixinhos da horta" are Portuguese fritters often made with batter-coated, deep-fried green beans, bell peppers, or squash. Their name means "little fishes from the garden," for their resemblance to small pieces of colorful fish. They are the inspiration for Japanese tempura.
  • Fritters are often served with a dipping sauce, like garlic aioli, ketchup, mayonnaise, sour cream, chili sauce, or soy sauce.

Let's Learn About the Southern United States!

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  • The southern region of the United States is also referred to as the Southern States, or just "the South." The area lies between the Western states and the Atlantic Ocean. Midwestern and Northeastern states are to its north, and Mexico and the Gulf of Mexico are to its south. 
  • From west to east, the states included in the South are Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia, Maryland, and Delaware. 
  • The term "Deep South" usually applies to Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, and South Carolina.
  • Native Americans inhabited the region as early as 11,000 to 9,500 BCE. They lived on food they grew, hunted, and fished.
  • Eleven Southern states seceded from the Union from 1860 to 1861 and became the Confederate States of America. Their secession and the dispute about the expansion of slavery caused the Civil War (1861-1865), the war between the North and the South. At the war's end, the Southern states returned to the Union. 
  • Southern culture was influenced by indigenous peoples, immigrants from England, Spain, and France, and enslaved Africans. As a result, the area's language, food, music, architecture, and literature may include one or more of these influences.  
  • The climate in the region is diverse and depends on a state's proximity to the Atlantic Ocean or the Gulf of Mexico. Hurricanes and tornadoes are extreme types of weather seen in the South.
  • Animals that are unique to the South include the nine-banded armadillo, the cottonmouth (snake), the roseate spoonbill (wading bird), and the American alligator.
  • Stock car racing got its start in Southern states. NASCAR (National Association of Stock Car Racing) was founded in 1948 and is headquartered in Daytona Beach, Florida, and Charlotte, North Carolina. 
  • There are a wide variety of foods in Southern cuisine. Cajun and creole dishes originated in Louisiana. You can find Caribbean cooking influences in Florida, including Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican. 
  • Various types of barbecue are popular in the South, and each state has its own cooking or smoking techniques, dry rub, and BBQ sauce that make its barbecue style unique.
  • Other well-known Southern dishes are Southern fried chicken, red beans and rice, fried catfish and hush puppies, and Hoppin' John, a black-eyed pea and rice dish commonly served on New Year's Day.

Lettuce Joke Around

What do teapots wear to a tea party? 

T-shirts!

That's Berry Funny

Me: "I like collard greens!"

Dad: "Me, too. I also like crewneck greens!

The Yolk's On You

What kind of flowers should you NEVER give to your Mom on Mother’s Day? 

Cauliflowers!

The Yolk's On You

What is the Alphabet’s favorite drink? 

T, of course!

That's Berry Funny

"Knock, knock!" 

"Who's there?"  

"Cauliflower!"

"Cauliflower who?" 

"Cauliflower by any other name and it's still a daisy!"

THYME for a Laugh

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? 

A Collie-Flower!

The Yolk's On You

What is a tailor’s favorite vegetable?

Collard greens!

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